January 2012
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“The beginning is the most important part of the work.”
– Plato.
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December 2011
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New Years Resolutions 2012
The most common new years resolution that most people make, is to “lose weight and get into shape”. Now we all know that this never really happens. We join the gym at 9am on the 1st of January and we are eating a dozen Krispy Kremes by lunchtime on the 1st of January. So as I sit here tonight on new years eve eve looking like JLO, hungover, mascara smeared across my face and hot wing...
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Where was baby Jesus born?
Greek man: Where was baby Jesus born son?
Son: Cyprus.
Man: No, not Cyprus, think again. Where was he born?
Son: Ummm.....Greece?
Man: Not Zeus, JESUS!
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HOW TO SURVIVE YOUR WORK CHRISTMAS PARY
Earlier this week I went for a quiet drink (or five) with a friend, to a bar on Brick Lane (which incidentally should change it’s name to The Only Way is Essex Lane). As we sat there talking about how amazing we are, we were surrounded by city bankers and office workers, getting completely shit-faced on their Christmas work parties. Most of them looked inbred and sounded like they were from...
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Christmas is coming :-) →
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I'm really cold
That’s all really.
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“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.”
– Aristotle
November 2011
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Pointless Questions...
Friend: Why is your mouth open on your Twitter avatar?
Me: Don't know.
Friend: Ok. [long pause] But really why is it open?
Me: I don't know I said. Maybe I was talking.
Friend: Ok.
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$ickne$$
Being ill mostly means that I smell like stale vomit and olbas oil, my hair looks like I’ve been having wild sex when unfortunately I haven’t, and the amount of tissues in my bed, will probably amount to more than those in the bed of a horny teenage boy, but it’s not all bad.
Here’s my list of the 10 best things that colds and flu will bring to your daily life:
You...
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